1 small cottage with 4 bedrooms
1 half deaf Grandma
1 skittish dog with separation anxiety
1 cousin who always seems to have something wrong
1 hyper-emotional teenager
1 real estate agent man
1 kid who won’t say certain names or talk in front of certain people
1 aunt who likes to watch big brother and read big brother updates on my blackberry
1 husband with selective hearing
optional: crazy toddler & his pregnant mother
mix all in cottage for 1 week.
Please note, husband and I do not watch big brother. But, on the plus side there are so many hands I have time to knit…may not have a chair to sit in though!